...fuck the guestbook. kitty's got a new home anyway. go now! [ this does mean no more posts to any part of kitty | anony | mous ]

...i can go with that.


how 'bout you?

* time is short. it's the best i have to offer *
...my hawaiian name is hanauhou. not too uninteresting a site overall. did you know the hawaiian language has only 8 consonants and 5 vowels? well now you do and you can die in peace. yay. also wander over to bored.com for hours of entertainment. can you feel the apathy.

* urgh *
...if by 'romantic' you mean :: give me presents and you'd better hope they're good cos yours sure are...make damn sure the roast is well done...no. fucking. carols. ever. and, dear god, if i see a snowman perched on top of your house...then, sure. yeah. bring it on. just remember :: mistletoe is deadly.

happy holidays.

...waste 5 minutes of your life with the quasigoth dead person test. embrace it.

* today is the happiest day of my life ::sniff sniff:: *




...i am syphilis. don't screw with me or i'll give you dementia.

...ha ha ha! and my prison bitch name / s are : the perv or cock | gobbler [ married version ]. oh how very appropriate. pwahahahahahahaahahahahaaa!!

...ohhhhh, now ::this:: is interesting...if i do same fairy thing using my married name [ which i'm not using just by the way. i'm rather attached to my maiden name. and i feel quite strongly about being no man's property... ], the results are completely opposite. i'm obviously still the same breed of fairy, but now my name is halo | snowwand and i am a cleanser of the soul and peace bringer. hallelujah brothas and sistas, i am a changed woman!

* so i wasn't expecting much *
...hell, who does when they find a link to discover their magic fairy name, but this turned out quite well...

   name | halo demonwand
   behaviour | a wicked and mischievous child
   seen when | only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover
   habitat | where fireflies mate and breed

...from now on, all you bitches [ why is that such a popular thing now - calling webbies 'bitches'? oh look at me i have an attitude and i know how to use it no no no time for boot camp my sweeties i've been watching maury ] can give hail to me as halo | demonwand.

* m.i.a. *
...kitty will be in calgary until october 3rd. updates doubtful.